Don't you want to put your lamp into a sturdy box with lots of packing peanuts, tell me how much the shipping is and send it to me?

(Of course I pay for the shipping *g*)
The power supply might be repairable by a clever electronics guy (I'm about to have a G4 tower power supply fixed by a German company and they claim to fix all kinds of power supplies) and I always wanted one of those! On the other hand, with shipping from the US it might be more expensive than an iMac on eBay...
My very first mac was a Classic (one of the successors of the 512k). It was so slow it didn't keep up with my typing, even though I was typing with just one finger! I typed and when I stopped and looked at the screen, I saw the characters appearing. Then my dad got a cheap used LC with a 12" b&w screen and let me use it for a few months, but I wanted color. So I bought a used Performa 450 (aka LC III) with 14" color screen. Maybe a year later or so, I scraped together all my money (I was 14 back then) and bought a real expensive used Power Macintosh 7200 running at incredible 90 MHz! On that machine I had my first internet experiences using a 14.4kBit modem. In early 2002 I upgraded to the former dream high-end machine, the beige G3 (used of course, about 5 years old by then). When I started technical school we were advised to get a machine capable of running Autocad, so I got tempted and bought the used iBook (half a year old and better equipped than the current model, but slightly cheaper, mine had a 60GB hard drive instead of 30 and 768MB of RAM instead of 256). That was my first real experience with OS X and some things were hard to stand... sure, I loved and still love the reliability of the system, crashes of one app never take down the whole OS, and multitasking is working much better, but pre-X versions were sooooo easy to use! Printer driver? Sure, drag one file onto your system folder, the system asks you what you want to do with it and that's it. Problem with a driver? Boot with the extensions off and manually remove the offending extension! With OS X, no one knows any more, what all the files are good for.
Occasionally I still fire up my PB 180c (one of Apple's most expensive computers, in today's $ it cost like US$ 6000 I think) for a round of Lemmings... or Shufflepuck Cafe. Or Oxyd. Or maybe Tetris Max...
I still have ClarisWorks 2.1 on my iBook (using Classic) - I know all the short cuts and menus, so why get used to something new? Apple Works 6 looks pretty different, Word is even worse (I avoid it at all cost because nothing seems to work the way I want).
Regarding my experiments yesterday... Tiger does work on the G3, but it is slow, and Flash is unbearably slow.