Two juicy spammers in one little can! How'd they fit them in there?
It's vacuum packed for freshness, and expands when it hits the air!
I dreamed I saw a spammer, an' a foul creation was he!
A'peddlin vie-aye-gra, an' offshore investments, an' Canadian pharma-see!
Some p@rn for the fellas, fake jewels for the belles, and an illegal mortgage or two
With a name full of numb3rs, while the honest world slumbers, there ain't nothin' a spammer can't do!
Now spam is actually quite tasty-a treat for the ladies and gents!
I hereby open the season-
And now, let the killing commence!

